whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via only-up-when-youre-not-down)

vvierd:

true embarrassment lies within your first email address

(via second-star-to-the-rightm)

foodtrucker:

‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on

(via boy-cried-wolf)

tyler-hoe-kley:

sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it

(via mountaineer15)